My name is Yoshiya Kiryu. Everybody and their dog calls me Joshua, though.

The idea that people find it amusing to masquerade as so-called "fictional characters" on the Internet strikes me as morbidly fascinating. Pretending to meet and go on adventures with people? The practice has the potential to be greatly amusing, albeit hardly constructive. I created this account to simultaneously explore the general phenomenon of role-play and also to subtly mock you all by "role-playing" as myself. I belong to no group or guild; I am simply a bored person on the Internet seeking entertainment.

nekusakuraboo:

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I don’t wanna know the crap you do when you’re bored at Dead God’s Pad.

No, you probably don’t.

But at least I’ve perfected my head-juggling tricks!

nekusakuraboo:

… WHAT THE HELL?!

I also toyed with this idea, but…

Well, see, I’m this every year.

nekusakuraboo:

….

You’re an asshole.

It’s just the truth.

Now, I wanted to be the pale man, but who in this country is going to recognize what that is?

nekusakuraboo:

Mine’s better.

And your costume is… your friend. Seriously? Nobody’s going to “get” that, you know.

Why, I might as well get dressed up as a spicy tuna roll.

This is my Halloween costume:

I’m going as a phantom detective.

nekusakuraboo:

…

Good thinking. I’m pretty sure this plan is full proof— But might as well say what Plan B is.

Why, thank you!

Plan B consists of writing all the answers on the inside of your collar.

It would only work as long as you’re the tallest in the room, though.

nekusakuraboo:

I guess it’d work out.

But don’t you think they’ll get suspicious of me looking in that same direction every time? Or what if they get up and wanna walk around for no apparent reason? Then what the hell are we supposed to do?

Not to worry!

If I sit next to you, then it’s perfectly reasonable for you to look in the opposite direction.

Besides, we can also switch it out for a legit grocery list and go for plan B.

spookyshiki:

I sure hope no one decides to cheat on vague, competitive events sometime in the future!

I wholeheartedly agree! That wouldn’t be very sportsmanlike at all!

nekusakuraboo:

… Right.

You know, if they find out about this… we’re screwed. 

Obviously, so let’s be smart.

You, if you sit on the corner of this couch, are the only one who can see the shopping list. The waterfall blocks it from the view of everyone else. Therefore, when we play the game, you must sit here, or it’s game over.

So, we can organize it like this: you give me a signal, and I’ll creep on you; then, you have a perfectly good reason to look away angrily.

Any objections?

nekusakuraboo:

Too complicated.

… I don’t like figuring things out. Just tell me.

I mean, it’s not like squirrels or pigs are spying on us.

…Neku, I wrote the answers to all the Trival Pursuit Jr. questions on the wall, behind the waterfall.